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Shit Bra 

Stretching skid-marked men's briefs over wife/girlfriend's pillow without her consent or knowledge and covering up the dirty deed with her pillow case.
"Dude. You won't believe this shit. Old gal wouldn't give it up last night so I slipped a Shit Bra on her pillow for time released pay back!

"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"
Shit Bra by Alfonso Muzan March 17, 2010
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Shit Brained 

Getting so Drunk that you forget most of what you did the last time you got drunk, and had shit for brains. hence Shit Brained"
"boy i got shit brained, i didnt know what the hell i was doing, i think i had sex with a postbox"
Shit Brained by the Real B-Man April 11, 2010

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master 

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot
Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master
Shit-Brain-Cock-Master by f.u.k April 29, 2009

shit brazy 

“Slang for ‘crazy’ used by members of the Bloods gang.”
Oh I broke my phone shit brazy
shit brazy by Jeykey January 22, 2018

Shit Brains

What I am, and what I use when thinking.
Shit Brains by AntiGop April 12, 2005

shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.
my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making
shit brains by mr.assorth October 2, 2013

SHIT braids

To have braids that look like shit
Girl:my braids are on Fleek
Other girl:No Bitch them are shit Braids Df
SHIT braids by lul.baezin October 22, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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