Shilactite

A piece of feces that dangles from your anus when you're trying to deficate. Oftentimes one must rapidly shake their anus in order to dislodge the offending fecal matter. The word Shilactite is a combination of the word "Shit" and the word "Stilactite". A Stilactite is a calcium carbonate deposit hanging from the roof of a cave that resembles an icicle.

Man, I couldn't dislodge the shilactite I had earlier, so I wiped anyways and I ended up with an assberg. (see assberg)

Shilactite by Mr Ected September 13, 2006

Horizontal stalactite 

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

Horizontal stalactite by GDSS October 20, 2008

Protein Stalactite 

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

Protein Stalactite by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

stalactite labyrinth 

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

stalactite labyrinth by massivehorse April 27, 2008

Stalactite 

During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.

The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.

Stalactite by khangulingus February 9, 2010

vaginal stalagmites/stalactites 

when a women has pubic hair INSIDE her vagina

hey michael did christina have vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

vaginal stalagmites/stalactites by bal_zak March 8, 2010

salty stalactite 

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

salty stalactite by rentahorror May 24, 2022