Shia Labeouf Powers 

The ability to survive massive damage/explosions without a scratch or serious injury, or the ability to be virtually invincible in the face of iminent or danger or carnage. Also the ability to swing from trees, as if you were a monkey. as demonstrated by shia labeouf in the transformers movies, and indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull.

Hey did you hear, derek fell from his roof and didnt get hurt at all! Yeah i heard, its not fair, he has shia labeouf powers.
This movie is so unbeliveable, the main character is cheating with some serious shia labeouf powers.

Shia Labeouf Powers by Megametallica04 August 12, 2011