Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."
"What a shaved asshole."
"What a shaved asshole."
by perfecto August 2, 2009