Shart Chart 

A record, proudly displayed somewhere, (i.e a frat house refrigerator) marking the date, time and location of past sharts.

Andy "Dude, saw the latest update on the shart chart...girlfriend's grandpa's funeral huh?...rough"

Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."

Andy "Shitty dude..."

Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."

Andy "Nice"

Shart Chart by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011

Shart Cart 

A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.

Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.

Shart Cart by D & T Car Detailing January 2, 2011

shart cart 

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.

joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!

shart cart by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010

Drinking Smart Chart

A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".

The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.

This is the Drinking Smart Chart

Example 12 beer a day drinker

Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3

Drinking Smart Chart by Lawrence Scott November 7, 2008

Cart Shart 

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.

Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.

Cart Shart by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

smart cart 

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart

Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.

smart cart by spamtastic June 15, 2006

Shard cart

R31 Nissan Skyline

Have a look at that cunt in the shard cart

Shard cart by Gtech123 April 30, 2022