A record, proudly displayed somewhere, (i.e a frat house refrigerator) marking the date, time and location of past sharts.
Andy "Dude, saw the latest update on the shart chart...girlfriend's grandpa's funeral huh?...rough"
Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."
Andy "Shitty dude..."
Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."
Andy "Nice"
Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."
Andy "Shitty dude..."
Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."
Andy "Nice"
by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011
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Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.
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a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.
joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!
by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010
Get the shart cart mug.A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".
The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.
The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.
This is the Drinking Smart Chart
Example 12 beer a day drinker
Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3
Example 12 beer a day drinker
Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3
by Lawrence Scott November 7, 2008
Get the Drinking Smart Chart mug.Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
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