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Shamble Dick 

A shamble dick (also called Shambledick or Shamble-dick) is a pompous git with a superiority complex. He is very lazy, and gets others to do all his work for him. Shamble dicks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.

Rumour has it that the reason why the Shamble dick is very angry is because his sex life is ruined after his dick was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.
Graham is such a Shamble dick.

I know, he always makes me do his work.

"Hey shamble dick, you suck!"

(Shambledick has a fit of rage)
Shamble Dick by Nibeqwnzort January 19, 2006
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Shimbledicks

The way to use this word if somebody says obvious and then you something like "no shit sherlock" but its replaced with shimbledicks
Johnny: Yo fortnite is fuckin ass and so trash

Penis man 69 : NO SHIT SHIMBLEDICKS
Shimbledicks by penisman89 June 12, 2022