Shahid Afridi 

Pakistani cricketer, born March 01 1980. Infamous for hitting sixes, the highest strike rate in the world,the fastest century (37 balls) in one day cricket, and his powerful handshake.
Started playing on the international scene at the age of 16 and is a right hand batsman and legbreak googly bowler.
He has 9 siblings, is married and has 2 daughters.

Shahid Afridi is a flamboyant allrounder.

Shahid Afridi by Siyaadah April 26, 2009

shahid afridi 

Synonyms would be: Awesome, crazy, insane, cool, undependable, mad, talented, entertaining, mast, zabardast, superb, world champion...

Nickname is BOOM BOOM due to his flamboyant hitting of sixes & fours.

Fabulous cricketer who has led Pakistan to win the 2009 World Cup. Broken truckloads of records throughout his career. Extremely fun to watch.
His dad's the Pathan ruler of a certain tribe, and that makes Afridi a real life "prince" or "sahibzada."

He has stated that his favourite cricketers are Sachin Tendulkar and Imran Khan.

You can't really get the essence of this guy without watching him play. He's friggin awesome, and anyone would agree.

A massive hitter, often UNBELIEVABLE,

yet very very unreliable {you never know what he'll do}, religious ("All thanks is going to my Almighty God!" is a frequent statement of his. I've heard him say it whenever he gets any kind of award),

crazy, cool, and has OFTEN stated in interviews that, whether he plays amazingly or terribly, he can't control himself on the field.

Also known for striking fear into the hearts of Indians, toying with his fans' hearts by getting out very fast sometimes,

blowing a kiss to Jacques Kallis to piss him off,

biting a cricket ball,

dancing on the pitch, hitting the first 12 off 1 ball in the history of cricket, his amazing fielding, bowling, and batting, being in a number of Pepsi commercials, being handsome, etc.

"Boom Boom Afridi, king of sixes."
"Brilliant bowling performance by Shahid Afridi!"

"Cricket wouldn't be the same without Shahid Afridi." -Kevin Pietersen said this

"SHAHID AFRIDI has a great smile, but no brains." -Ramiz Raja

"Yaar, bara mast cricketer hai yeh Shahid Afridi." -What everyone thinks

"Shahid Afridi...aka...SUB KA BAAP!!!"

"Shahid Afridi...is he...is he...is that...is he BITING THE BALL?!!" -Everyone who saw that match...hehe

"i WANNA BE LIKE SHAHID AFRIDI WHEN I GROW UP" -Many little Pakistani kids

"Shahid Afridi you idiot! Why'd you do that????"
"Don't yell at the TV, he's crazy, it's not like he can control it."
"Oh...right."

"Shahid Afridi sucks some days, but he makes up for it when he rocks, because nobody can rock it like Afridi" -THE TRUTH

shahid afridi by Viva_la_vidaaa March 6, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016