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Shaft Battle 

When two people are licking each side of an erect penis shaft. They lick and suck their side of the shaft in an effort to get the guy off who is getting shaft battled. The person getting his/her dick sucked is the one getting his/her shaft battled over, and he/she decides the winner, and who subsequntly gets the load. One may challenge another to a shaft battle, as long as they have a third party shaft to battle over.
Joey challenged Shane to a shaft battle, so together they shaft batled Jordan. Joey won and got the load.
Shaft Battle by johnshard00 September 27, 2009
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Battle Shafts

A two or more player game, preferably two, guys whack eachother off and whoever comes first, looses.
D-Wreck:Dude, lets play battle shafts!(said in a really intense powerful tone)
Falex: OK!
*time......*
Falex: Damnit D-Wreck! You always win this game!
Battle Shafts by Janebaby May 8, 2009

shat battles 

shat battles is a game on roglocks thats inspired by slap battles (totally real ongod frfr)
Person 1: yo lets play some shat battles
Person 2: ok, open up roglocks and ill join you, bitch
shat battles by Catiko October 12, 2023
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026