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It's a forum for Singaporeans whereby douche bags, no life and trolls who are always looking for problems in the forum while hiding behind the monitor.

Some of them are already in their mid 20s to 30s but they refusing to get a job and rather stay home trolling away 24/7 thinking their are the king of Internet.

Most of them even create multiple accounts just to troll at one person.

And they seemly like to act cool when there are females around in the thread.

Also those cowards always like to find ways to avoid National services by malingering(chao keng known to local) in the discussion and rather remain as a pussy and sissy wimp

They like to think that they are Geeks or Nerds but in reality they are just dorks and dweebs
Tom: Dude I hate this forum and the people in it, I cannot get any peaceful discussion, whenever I open a thread to sell my things or mess order goods from overseas I always get this losers trolling at my thread and ruin everything
The worst part they are so many of them.

And all they do is keep trolling and raging at me for nothing.
Even my Gf can't use forum without having losers keep pestering her for a photo of her.

Dick: Let me guess, SGCAFE?

Tom: Omg dude! how do you know that?

Dick: Everyone who lives in Singapore long enough would know that SGcafe are for no life trolling pervert losers dweebs.
SgCafe by SIedgeHammer83 January 20, 2012
The act of smoking bowls of marijuana with a bong. Can be employed as a noun, adjective or a verb.
Noun: "I was hittin' a scafe while that rusty dragon gave me a handy... Thought maybe the weed would turn her into a dime."

Adjective: "She was so scafed that we couldn't even have a coherent conversation..."

Verb: "So I'm scafing and then all of a sudden, I started defecating uncontrollably!"

Titles: "Scafemonkey," "Sir Scaginfton," "Scafeboy," Scafemaster," King Scafe," "Scafe Protege," etc.
Scafe by Scafelord December 4, 2010
A shorter way of saying Cafe SCAD, a cafeteria filled with sassy black cooks and pasta that would make babies cry.
I think I got food poisoning from Scafe.
Scafe by Felix johnson November 14, 2006
Verb: To steal, or to take without asking permission.

Noun: A person who steals or takes things without permission.
Verb: "I think Josh scafed my i-ipod.."

" I scafed a copy of the test with the answers.."

Noun: "Josh, you're a scafe, give me back my i-pod!"
Scafe by CMI November 2, 2007

scafelboachie 

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Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port
'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'
Scafe by God May 12, 2003
a combination of the word scraped and scuffed. can be useful when describing a mall grabber.
Damn! That kid is most definitely a mall grabber because his pants are extremely scafed!
scafed by nig nog SH February 28, 2010
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