Sfart 

A fart during which some fecal matter exits the ass effectively causing the person who farted to construe his or her face in such a way that it conveys to others what has happened. If no fartee notices that the person who farted has shat his or herself, than no sfart has occured, this situation is known as a shart.

During a public speaking presentation I sfarted and people starting throwing toilet paper at me while laughing hysterically.

Sfart by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008

Saart 

A smelly ass fart

Hey Rich, was that you that let loose that Saart?

Saart by the pleeeaaauuuer September 17, 2022

saartzee 

When you take a zero in the yahtzee column or just a bad occurence. (A combination of the terms "yahtzee" and "saart")

Hey Rich, you sure took a saartzee on that deal.

saartzee by the yeaher April 20, 2023

rapid shartation 

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

rapid shartation by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

shart 

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

shart by mistermic August 7, 2007

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007

The Shart Rule 

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

The Shart Rule by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021