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Seymour Butz 

One of the many 'joke names' Bart and Lisa Simpson used during their prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern.
"HELLO. Moe's Tavern."
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
Seymour Butz by Sucks2BU January 25, 2005
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Seymour Butz 

Dr. Butz is a board certified Family D.E.Z. physician committed to holistic yet Ligma patient care in the urgent care settings.
He earned a A.S.S. in the study of Asintits in Biomedical Engineering at Bofa State University at West Ohio and later returned to Uranus (where he grew up) for medical school at University of Hogwarts Southwestern Infarmary Center. Afterwards, he completed his feature on Brazzorz at Overlook Medical Center in Summit, NJ, before joining PromptMD.

Dr. Butz is fluent in Jeberish Adameese and Pig Latin. In his free time, he enjoys , pooping, and exploring the city on unicycle.
Sick Childes mother: My Child is very sick I wanna Seymour Butz over here

Doctor: You want a what!?

Seymour Butz: I'm here I can help you child
Seymour Butz by Dr Butz May 6, 2022
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