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Sexy Poo 

The art of masterbating and excreting at the same time. The man sits on the toilet and proceeds to wank one off whilst brewing a poo in his rectal passage. He must wait till the precise moment he is about to ejaculate before he releases his poo, but only the most experienced sexypooers are able to climax at the exact time the feaces leave the anus. Many fail as the poo is brewed to quick and are unable to hold it in
'I tried to have a sexy poo last night but unfortuantly the poo i brewed was too much for my bowels to take and it fell out before i could cum'
Sexy Poo by Lee Hagger December 9, 2008
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When your poop is perfect and so good that you need to take a picture.
I had such a sexy poop

I took a picture of my sexy poop and posted it on twitter
sexy poop by UnicornFam101 April 23, 2018
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poopy sexy

when someone or something is hot as shit.
damn daniel, that girl be poopy sexy
poopy sexy by lordandsaviortrump November 1, 2018

sexypoop 

A sexy male or female who is black.
Hey, check out that sexypoop from africa!
sexypoop by lu5ty December 31, 2019
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