Selmari 

Selmari is a girl who works at a small personal business. Selmari is good at making coffee and using up internet bandwidth. Selmari's usually come from the Southern regions of towns.

Selmari, why don't you make coffee instead of using up all the bandwidth.

Selmari by 1nt3rw3b_n1nja November 29, 2012

Silmarillion 

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.

If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.

Silmarillion by Narthalion August 15, 2004

The Silmarillion 

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

The Silmarillion by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

semari 

A semari is someone everyone loves. Amazing, Spectacular and very beautiful. She is very intelligent and always has people questioning "How can I be a Semari?"

Bob: Wow Semari Is so cool

The whole world: Ikr

semari by vrewugowegbwegb November 9, 2021

semaria 

usually a brown skinned beautiful girl. She is very funny has a lot of humor and very trustful friend. Semaria would be a good girlfriend. she’s supportive and good at keeping secrets. she would make your life so much better and more exciting and is not afraid to speak her mind. she can be very sarcastic.

Friend #1: Damn that girl is super funny
Friend #2: She must be a semaria

semaria by cocoloxs1256 May 18, 2018

semario 

Semario is a Wonderful girl. She always puts her family first and always think about others. Semario put all the hate aside and focuses on her self and doesn’t let nobody get in the way of her. If you have a Semario keep them and never let go because they are really your ride or die. ツ

Semario is such a wonderful person.

semario by YoualreadyknowwhothisisE_A November 13, 2020

Selmanized 

When Six Toes Selman gives you a cheeky love bite.

I'm so happy i just got Selmanized!

Selmanized by GayRetard696969696969 February 23, 2018