Selena Homez 

A girl born and raised in Texas with career as a singer/actor on Disney Channel. Named the one and only girl on Disney who hasn't gone mad or turned into a complete slut like the others (ex.Miley Cyrus, Cheetah girls, Demi Lovato etc..) Seems perfect, is a good role model and has terrible taste in clothing. 18 years old and is one of Hollywoods #1 and supposingly "cutest" puma (young cougar) due to her sexual relationship with Justin Bieber while they both refuse to admit it. Pictures of her and Justin surfaced on the internet of them out on a walk, holding hands and kissing on a vacation with him feeling up her booty. Even though all of this evidence points to them having a relationship she still claims that they are just "good friends" and that he is like a "little brother" to her. Well, I wouldn't let my brother kiss me and feel my booty anyday, nor would I go around and mak w/ just anybody who I was "just friends" with. Though she's been through 3 relationships that we know about already (Taylor Lautner, Nick Jonas, David Henrie) I still believe she is an amazing person, but needs 2 watch what she's doing before she AND Justin get all these crazy fan girls mad because of their denial and lies to there fans who they claim to love. BTW she should stick to acting, because her voice isn't that great.

Girl 1:OMG!! Did you see those pics of Justin & Selena!!! STUPID BITCH!!

Girl 2 : I KNOW!! This is worse than Jasmine Whoreleggas who can't close her leggas!! Gosh, I wish Justin would stop jumping from girl 2 girl, its driving me mad.

Girl 1: Tell me about it *sharpens pitchfork* ok sister Biebette, lets go kill Selena Homez.

Bunch of Beliebers: ONWARD!!!!

Selena Homez by heyy_its_another_girl March 6, 2011

selenagomezsexual

Selena Gomez sexual:

A person who feels sexual attraction to Selena Gomez.

If you want to know you are selenagomezsexual, it has a really easy way to know. Just look at mirror and say "I am selenagomezsexual. Because Selena Gomez is damn beautiful."

"Hey! Are you bisexual?"
"Duh! No. I'm selenagomezsexual."

selenagomezsexual by someonewhocuteasf December 1, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008