Selcer 

To sell your soul to the cancer of self-infatuation. To selc on other people as in spraying a wide nozzle dump even on your friends and teammates. To be in love with yourself so much as to not have empathy with others. A user. A poser. Godless lifenoob.

He dissed his friends behind their backs with a full Selcer.

He gave up trying to be good and went full Selcer.

He pulled a royal Selc.

Don't expect him to give a crap, he's flat out all Selcer.

He went all Selcer and his friends are getting wise even as he has adults fooled.

Selcer by TheTruthisfact March 24, 2011

watermelon seller 

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.

Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.

watermelon seller by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

best seller

best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD

THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY

best seller by finsterwald March 29, 2023

selcen

Selcen ist eine sehr sehr nette Person, sie ist hilfsbereit und sehr schlau.
Sie ist immer liebevoll und die Menschen lieben es mit ihr zu reden.
Manchmal kann sie nerven aber so schlimm ist es dann auch wieder nicht.
Alle lieben sie.
Sie ist einer der Gründe warum wir leben und so glücklich sind.

Selcen ist einfach nur WUNDERVOLL!

selcen by Waschmaschine June 1, 2020

sencer 

Sencers were the definition of "warriors of the castle" or very powerful soldiers and armies

The Ottoman Empire's warriors are sencer like

sencer by Polat April 28, 2017

Sellers Effect

When, in a memory, one's friend is replaced by one's romantic partner.

"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."

Sellers Effect by Neil Porkchop October 4, 2023

Indian Seller 

A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.

Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.

Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.

Here is an example, with a name typical of an Indian seller.

David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"

Awesome Guy: "Yes"

David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"

Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"

David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"

Indian Seller by Potential Buyer October 11, 2012