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Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.
Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!
by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009
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