Second-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005