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On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.
Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."
by PassiveSavage November 23, 2012
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