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When you sneeze and cough at the same time. Not the best feeling. not to be confused with scoff , which is another thing.
for example: -Yesterday, I scoughed about 5 times; it was horrible!
-I'm gonna get bad hay fever in summer, so sorry if i start scoughing all the time
Scough by vibing.moth385 March 28, 2020
If someone catches you making an embarrassing noise, spoughing is saying something loud/coughing/laughing in hopes that it will retroactively cover up the embarrassing noise.
Noise coming from A: brrrrzzz
B walks in.
A: *cough, cough*, I must be getting a cold.
B: Are you spoughing?
spough by schlouk January 16, 2012
A fat metal man who when is paired up with his metal lion fuck buddy Ornstein, will absolutely fucking obliterate your young virgin ass hole with his mighty hammer and stunning tits
Sebasten: “Man, I could really use an ass pounding right now 🤔”

Me: Go fight Smough the throbbing cock
smough by genardo November 7, 2017

grandpa's cough medicine 

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.
"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"
LOOK INTO, SEEK, WANTING TO KNOW MORE ABOUT.
I SOUGHT THE OPINION OF A PROFESSIONAL!
SOUGHT by ONE TWO ONE October 8, 2011

Scouchebag 

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"
Dude max is a scouchebag
Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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