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Sloptimus Prime 

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.
Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

Shoptimus Prime 

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine
"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."
Shoptimus Prime by big210 March 11, 2017

Softimus Prime 

Someone who is being excessively soft or shitty and not manning up.
Ya he's been acting like softimus prime these days
Softimus Prime by Demon Hoss December 9, 2011

Slootimus Prime 

When someone is being a bitch or annoying in some way OR is acting like a Colossal FUCK.
Fuck you! you Slootimus Prime!
(Look at this Slootimus Prime!)
Slootimus Prime by Yungpigeon88 October 4, 2020
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026