Scoptimus Prime

Someone whos name is Scott, and so coincidentally can be nicknamed "Scoptimus Prime". However to be given this nickname the person has to be a winner at some sort of specific activity

*Whilst playing hearts*

Scott: Fuck yeah shot the moon faggots
James: Ah shit, Scoptimus Prime just Dominated us

Scoptimus Prime by Teh Duckman March 17, 2009

Sloptimus Prime

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

Sloptimus Prime by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009

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Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

Shoptimus Prime by big210 March 11, 2017

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Softimus Prime

Someone who is being excessively soft or shitty and not manning up.

Ya he's been acting like softimus prime these days

Softimus Prime by Demon Hoss December 9, 2011

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Slootimus Prime

When someone is being a bitch or annoying in some way OR is acting like a Colossal FUCK.

Fuck you! you Slootimus Prime!
(Look at this Slootimus Prime!)

Slootimus Prime by Yungpigeon88 October 4, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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