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n. The God Mother of Philadelphia in the popular online game MafiaReturns.com...... only one who likes horses
1. Scipita was angry last night, she killed that disrespectful Goomba.

2. Oh god, Scipita is talking about horses again.

3. You need to contact Scipita for PH.
Scipita by Damnsoutherner October 2, 2009
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scimitar 

A curved sword originating from the Middle East used in close combat.
1. The Muslims fought with scimitars during the Crusades while the Christians used longswords.

2. The scimitar is a popular weapon choice for people who play RuneScape due to its balance between speed and power.
scimitar by aoaoa September 5, 2007

scimitar 

"...used in close combat."

As opposed to the English, who preferred to throw their swords pommel-first at the enemy.
The God-Emperor is so just dicking around with the last definer of the word 'scimitar.' Deal.
scimitar by God-Emperor April 20, 2008

Dragon scimitar 

The dragon scimitar is the strongest scimitar available in Old School RuneScape. It can only be wielded by players who have an Attack level of 60 and have completed the Monkey Madness quest.

It may be purchased from Daga on Ape Atoll for 100,000 coins. A Monkeyspeak amulet does not need to be worn, as players can just right-click 'Trade' on Daga; however, you still must be in monkey form. Players who have freed King Awowogei in Recipe for Disaster can easily reach Ape Atoll through the Teleport to Ape Atoll spell (requires 64 Magic) to access Daga's shop on Ape Atoll more quickly. The scimitar is also a rare drop from the Wilderness boss Scorpia.

Players can attach a dragon scimitar ornament kit, obtained from elite clue scrolls, to cosmetically enhance the scimitar, creating a dragon scimitar (or). This only alters its appearance, and gives no stat enhancements. It can be dismantled, returning the scimitar and ornament kit.

As with all dragon equipment, the dragon scimitar cannot be made from raw materials using the Smithing skill.
He used his Dragon scimitar to protect himself while exploring in the Wilderness.

Scimitar'd 

To be mortally or severely wounded by a sword of the scimitar breed. A good example was in the wordSouth Park/word episode Tom's Rhinoplasty,in which Kenny McCormick was impaled through the skull by a scimitar thrown by his substitute teacher.
Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards!
0TTR: *watching* SCIMITAR'D!
Scimitar'd by 0niTTRay December 25, 2003

Scimitar 

a rather short weapon, longer than a dagger, but shorter than a longsword. It has terrible aim, but it is extremely quick and effective. See steven.
Runescape is gay (NOT) but tis weapons, like the Scimitar, are awesome!
Scimitar by pseudomon October 20, 2004

Scimitard 

One who is challenged in the arts of using a Scimitar, or one who cannot pronounce scimitar (Sim-ee-tar or Sim-uh-tar or sim-ih-tar).
Guy1: Onoeslolz I lawsted mai skimmy!
Guy2: Onoeslolz it'z in mah heeeeaddd!
Guy3: Scimitards...
Scimitard by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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