Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006

schwetty balls

when you're out and about in that hot sun soakin it up and you feel that slight glisten of sweatness on your cack and balls you got indeed schwetty balls

Hey man I gots ta take a shower cause I got tha mad schwetty balls!

by Peter Another Name For Wiener July 26, 2006

schweaty balls

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"

Somethin smells like schweaty balls.

by dialate June 8, 2004

schweaty balls

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.

Lick my schweaty balls!

by Anonymous December 14, 2002

schweaty balls

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture

Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..

by Schweaty March 1, 2004

schweaty balls

The term for the ball utilized by Team Schweaty en route to their first JCC Championship.

Pass the schweaty ball.

by team schweaty July 9, 2003

schweaty balls

The soon-to-be champion team of the golden gate kickball league

Have you heard the Schweaty balls are releasing their own porn video?

by ballsack June 7, 2004