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One who exhibits the characteristics of British Pop Sensation Jake Rosenzweig, who is known for his extremely attractive posterior and uber l33t go-karting skillz. If you are a schweig, be warned, with great power comes great responsibility.
"Yo man did you seen that sexy boy coming around that U-turn?"
"Ya Gotti, he totally had some topless Brits shakin their goodies in his face!"
"Man I wish I was a complete and utter Schweig!"
by J. Grossman May 08, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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