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Noun:
One who exhibits the characteristics of British Pop Sensation Jake Rosenzweig, who is known for his extremely attractive posterior and uber l33t go-karting skillz. If you are a schweig, be warned, with great power comes great responsibility.
"Yo man did you seen that sexy boy coming around that U-turn?"
"Ya Gotti, he totally had some topless Brits shakin their goodies in his face!"
"Man I wish I was a complete and utter Schweig!"
Schweig by J. Grossman May 8, 2005
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Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.
Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

Schweggie 

A term used in the entertainment industry; specifically in Los Angeles, California, to bring praise to someone in an award-like fashion for being extremely selfless while on the job. Named after Hollywood Producer William Allan Schwegmann, this term is becoming more and more commonly used in Hollywood vernacular.
"And the Schweggie of the day goes to...."
Schweggie by HollywoodTinman May 28, 2016

schweinski 

The coupling of German footballers Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinstiger. The two are close friends and work together well on the pitch.
"Schweinski is love."
schweinski by 16lahm21 July 23, 2006
Someone who is goofy, strange, obscure, and definitely not ordinary. The word is best used in context.
That man tap dancing on the canoe is a schweeg.

Maddie Hawley is a schweeg.
schweeg by kbabyisaschweeg August 13, 2019

Schweinstyle 

V. -To completely outclass in the sport of football, esp. if you are Bastian Schweinsteiger of Germany. Most commonly seen in memes.
U MAD CUZ I'M SCHWEINSTYLIN' ON YOU?

Messi can't even begin to Schweinstyle like the best of the Germans, that's why he lost 4-0.
Schweinstyle by colombiadan93 September 20, 2010

Schweiky 

Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
Schweiky by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017