Schurhammer 

NOUN: a surname found mostly in northern America (i.e. Minnesota-Wisconsin area), known as a fun-loving group of people. Of German origin, small school in Germany named after them. Not very big drinkers, but when given the opportunity, have a very high tolerance for alchohol. Compound from the words Sure+Hammer; early blacksmiths, and later drinking champions. Very smart intelligent people, many of whom have gone of to do great things. You can tell a Schurhammer apart because they are beautiful, graceful, athletic people

The man looked on in shock as she slammed down her fourth glass.

"Did you see that?" he asked his friend. "Four! In less than five minutes! She just hammered them down!"
"Didn't I tell you?" his friend asked, grinning. "She's a Schurhammer."
"Ah, I see."

Schurhammer by wiley coyote13 June 27, 2009

Schrammered 

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.

Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered

Schrammered by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010

schrammer 

-an extreme poser
-a backstabbing friend
-a fake person
-someone who's salty
-shady

Ryan you're such a schrammer.

schrammer by eric resor September 23, 2007

schauerhammer 

Schauerhammer is low key a opp name and is leaving me to go to Florida!! Other than that she is a dime piece

Schauerhammer is moving to Florida.

schauerhammer by Melancon February 20, 2024