Schuntz 

A person or selective group of people that are; inherently lazy, inept, completely incompetent, fail at all attempts to do anything, are repetitively late, claim a physical retardation that gets them out of work or allows them to avoid work, unintentionally present themselves as having no clue or being mentally slow; their 100% effort is the same as a mediocre persons 19.4%, typically removed from any job that has true significance and placed in a position where they can’t screw up anything significant; all hard workers tend to despise their existence. They are always the Frog never the Monkey!

-She/He is such a schuntz! -Don’t be a schuntz! -I wish we could get rid of all those schuntz!

Schuntz by THE MONKEY, duh! January 16, 2012

howard schultz 

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.

Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.

howard schultz by Diiesel August 22, 2011

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

Donald Schultz

Host of Wild Recon. "He travels the world tracking down rare, deadly animals. Herpetologist, animal expert, and adrenaline junkie." Cutting edge research labs call on him to retrieve biological samples. This isn't a stunt, it's his job!

Donald Schultz. He's White Noise! Boom!

Donald Schultz, bounty hunter for animal samples used for medical research.

Donald Schultz raised awareness for snakebite victims and aids AVRI: Animal-Venom Research International & Viper Institute in Venom in Vegas.

Donald Schultz by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010

Schultzing 

v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.

n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.

Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.

Schultzing by R.Dubs March 5, 2010

Kurt Schultz 

something when someone who doesn't stop complaining about getting dumped keeps complain

Norman: Hey whats up
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz

Kurt Schultz by Darn Dude June 7, 2017

the schultz 

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

the schultz by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009