Schrodinger's Balls 

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know

"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen

Schrodinger's Balls by gamergodXD June 2, 2023

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler 

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.

“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021

Schrödinger's Ball

Ball knowledge suspended in a superposition in the collective conscience of humanity between common and elite.

To the individual, ball is naturally in the elite state of ones mind, but once it has been observed (i.e. learned) it collapses into the common state.

In this way the ball knowledge is both common and elite simultaneously until an individual has been observed. In which case the knowing will declare it common, and the unknowing will declare it elite.

Person 1. "common man that's common ball knowledge, everyone knows that"

Person 2. "You only think that because you know it yourself and learned it yesterday. It's Schrödinger's Ball."

Schrödinger's Ball by astaren May 17, 2026

Schrodingers Balls 

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

Schrodingers Balls by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025