Schrödinger's Fuck 

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck

miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms

Schrödinger's Fuck by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010

Schrodinger's Fucker 

A person who says something's and depsides if they are fucking around with you based on your reaction.

Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.

Schrodinger's Fucker by BobtheCob January 18, 2021

Schrodinger's fuckboy 

A guy who seduces a girl by saying sweet nothings, essentially "pouring honey into their ears", acting in a very sweet and caring manner. All this, of course, is to get down with her. Then based on whether or not the girl develops feelings for said guy, he will claim none of the sweet-talk was meant seriously and it was supposed to be taken as a joke.

Girl 1: Hey, gurl, how are things with you and Chad?
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.

Schrodinger's fuckboy by beelzabub May 25, 2020

Schrödinger's Fucker 

Synonymous with Schrödinger's Asshole/Schrödinger's Douchebag/Schrödinger Asshole/Schrödinger Douchebag/Schrödinger Fucker (someone who doing something disrespectful and try to defend their obnoxious behaviour by saying "bRuH, tHAt'S a JoKe")

No surprise why Indon considered rude in Anti-social media: They can't tell the difference between "plain joke" and "be a Schrödinger's Fucker"

Schrödinger's Fucker by Sir. B August 17, 2021

Schrödinger's Fuckboy 

His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.

Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."

Schrödinger's Fuckboy by mantadim April 30, 2023

Schrodingers Fuck-box 

When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"

Schrodingers Fuck-box by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014