Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.
I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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