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To trip over the power cable to the computer causing the computer to spontaneously reboot losing all unsaved work.
Shit man I was up until 6AM working on this project cause some jerk Schoked my computer while trying to get a video on his USB key!
Schok by Orangesbetterthanlemons November 26, 2009
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schklanooba wadoobas 

when your rabbits pokes you in the face with her paw because you were ignoring her
My rabbit gave me the schklanooba wadoobas last night.
Schochs have become rare in our time. They used to be known as malicious Bitterlich imposters. All a Schoch wants is to be like a Bitterlich; but since achieving such a goal is impossible, the common Schoch accrues resentment and becomes more and more bitter the more he sees his attempts to be like Bitterlich fail bitterly.
To have a Schoch as a friend means to lack a Bitterlich.
Schoch by simon13 January 30, 2020

schodrow shuffle 

when you put abuse on your body by using high grade meth for at least 9 or 10 days straight with out sleeping, causing your body movements to shuffle and prance around when trying to walk with beautiful facial movement and flailing your arms all over the place.
1.) larry '' what the fuck is that guy doing over there? looks like tweaker ballet!''
shelly ''no that's jason doing the schodrow shuffle!''
2.) joe '' i need to get some good gak?!''
destin ''call over to dottys! marc and victor can help.''
joe ''they got the kill?''
destin ''fuck ya , they were doing the schodrow shuffle all over the place flailing from one video poker machine to another and winning! made me jones just looking at them!''
joe ''come on let's go! don't you want to schodrow shuffle too?''
A substitute for any word in the English language.
Ex 1. "Can you schkag (pass) me the remote?"

Ex 2. "Are we schkagging (shopping) today?"

Ex 3. "I heard his new track, its schkag (fire)."
schkag by Fuhfillionaire December 9, 2018

Schkaboink 

When a girl in front of you is leaning on you legs, and you open your legs quickly so she falls back into your lap.
Me and Kathy were sitting at a group picnic when I schkaboinked her.
Schkaboink by Commieslayer1776 October 3, 2021
A slang for "Handsome" or "Good looking" in Singapore. /sʌtʃɒk/
"Damn, he's so sachok!" hot
sachok by Boorip December 28, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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