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Schmoogly Schmoo 

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
Schmoogly Schmoo by beebsington April 26, 2010
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Someone who has Chorbs or suffers from Chorbolism.
You're fucking schmoogly
Schmoogly by Schmoogly Schmoogle January 14, 2012

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

schmoozle 

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.
Rylan is a schmoozle.
schmoozle by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022

Schmoigle 

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle
Schmoigle by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019
Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. Excessively sentimental.
Given to or displaying mawkish affection or amorousness.

All over, attached, caring, crazy about, crazy for, crazy over, dear, devoted, doting, fond, friendly, huggy, kind, lovey-dovey, loving, mushy, nutty about, partial, soft on, tender, warm, warm-hearted
Don't get all schmoopy on me, I just want casual sex. If you get all schmoopy I'm out.
schmoopy by Joy March 31, 2005