The act of being habitually being late due to always having to take a shit or get ones self ready at their own pace. Their shits can last anywhere from 30-45 minutes provided they aren’t on TikTok during the initial act.
Guy 1: Jesus Christ man what took you so fucking long to get here?! You said you were going to be here in like 5 minutes!
Guy 2: Man I was fixing to walk out the door and I got Scheu’d. Next thing you know its 45 minutes later and I’m still taking a shit!
Guy 2: Man I was fixing to walk out the door and I got Scheu’d. Next thing you know its 45 minutes later and I’m still taking a shit!
by Sixgun81 April 19, 2021