Scheu’d

The act of being habitually being late due to always having to take a shit or get ones self ready at their own pace. Their shits can last anywhere from 30-45 minutes provided they aren’t on TikTok during the initial act.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ man what took you so fucking long to get here?! You said you were going to be here in like 5 minutes!

Guy 2: Man I was fixing to walk out the door and I got Scheu’d. Next thing you know its 45 minutes later and I’m still taking a shit!

by Sixgun81 April 18, 2021

Schep-dog Punch

During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.

Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.

by Schep-dog January 14, 2018

Scheudle

When you blow in a males butthole so hard he ejaculates

Susan scheudled Bob so hard his penis looked like a fire hose.

by Linger era May 6, 2024