Schef 

A quasi-doucheable bag of comments seeking to make you think while realizing that what you are doing is really stupid.

A: What's your business in Canada?
B: What's YOUR business in Canada?
A: Are you repeating me?
B: No, I schefed your ass.
A: Whoa, that was weird.
B: You should get that looked at.

Schef by Dankeeshun June 11, 2011

Strength of Schedule 

term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.

Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.

Strength of Schedule by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo December 10, 2014

Schediaphilia 

Being in love or sexually attracted to anime or cartoon characters.

"Yeah I hear he's into Schediaphilia. He has a massive crush on Ururaka from Boku No Hero Academia

Schediaphilia by enby_pal June 27, 2020

hunter schafer 

an ethereal angel

i love hunter schafer

hunter schafer by garden93 October 23, 2020

sleep schedule 

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am

" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"

sleep schedule by Mdiddlediddle March 17, 2017

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Bus-scheduled

The morning after sex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.

I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.

Bus-scheduled by Holden Iroquois August 10, 2008