Scenecest 

Much like incest (except without being blood related), the act of having sex with many people within a group of friends. When friends have sex with each other and pass each other on to their other friends for more sexual activities. Scenecest is very common among "scene" kids.

Johnny has committed scenecest with 30 girls whom his friends have also had sex with. Those stains on those blue skinny jeans aren't bleach.

Scenecest by Mellor Strummer March 14, 2009

justified scenester 

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

"damn, she's a justified scenester"

justified scenester by y0o0o0o0o0o0o August 8, 2009

scenester 

a person who tries very hard to fit the stereotype of a certain scene. often having to do with a specific genre of music emo.indie.punk.rock. dresses and acts in a prescribed fashion. image focused. vain.

they got all dressed up to hang out with their scenester friends.

all the scenesters love that band.

scenester by Anonymous April 8, 2003

sciencestition 

"Sciencestition: a belief or notion, not based on scientific method or knowledge, but rather the blind acceptance of theories, from certain fraternal 'scientists' that drink each other's proverbial bathwater."

The bloodletting of George Washington for ''inflammatory quinsy,'' a severe infection of the throat, was a sciencestition commonly practiced by doctors in 1799.

sciencestition by Truthbrary July 14, 2014

scenester 

Person who models the abstract and later specific behavior of individuals
trying to make a claim on certain media,i.e. literature, art, books, poetry, movies. A trend will then arise of "packaging", at which point, genres will mix into socially acceptable grab bags of media and somehow spawn a fashion, normally causing these disillusioned individuals to start resembling the traits of characters, band members, and each other because he or she likes this " underground" lifestyle and wants to be accepted by a discriminating crowd. In short, the sucker thinks these people have all the answers and conforms to some " be- yourself-but-be-us-subculture". Scenesters can range from genres of music such as Indie, emo, hardcore, nerd rock,(math rock), metal heads, ska kids( skankers,Moonstompers), ravers, club kids, goth kids, mod kids,space rock,concept artists,retro throwbacks, punk, pop punk, to Donnie Darko fans and other cult movies such as Heathers or Velvet Goldmine,poetry by Bukowski or Frost, cartoons such as Sponge Bob or shows like Nip/Tuck and The Simpsons, books such as Catcher in the Rye, The Virgin Suicides, Valley of the Dolls, Ask the Dust, and occasionally, The Communist Manifesto,as most scenesters are anti-war and unless straight edge, (refraining from sex or drugs of any kind) are heavily into drugs and alcohol,nomadic,anti-religious,poor with rich parents, and slumming.Essentially, they are their friends, although some people will like what they like and be accused of being scenesters by mistake. The smart scenester will say that is the case, because he or she knows it can't really be disproven except by baby pictures, second grade stories, and by God Himself.

" Jennifer is a true disgusting little scenester now that she dyed her hair burgundy when she saw me doing it. I did it, because some girl on the Joan of Arc album had it that way, but that's because she copied the girl from Rainer Maria, and I told her after one of their shows that she should color it, so she did,and I thought'what the fuck? That was my idea.' So I'm boycotting them."

" If you don't like Spoon, you should die."

" If I had shaggy hair and wore eyeliner like your last boyfriend, you would love me more."

" The way these people look is the way I feel inside. They understand. I want to be part of their scene."

scenester by Victim August 19, 2004

scenester fuck 

The most extreme version of a scenester. If you're listening to a band that has sold more than 200 copies, expect one of these people to come at you with a fury that can only be caged by their children's medium sized little league jersey. Usual evidence is a yoga mat that has been used twice, clove cigarettes and an old school nintendo with just zelda that still has the gamestop price tag on it. Highest density known to be found around the Emerson College campus.

"I bumped into another scenester fuck on the street today."

"Did you? What happened?"

"Nothing happened to me, but he fell over and broke his new iPod. He told me he was going to run me over in his Mom's landrover"

scenester fuck by Brad Wilk February 18, 2005

scenester 

Person between the ages of 14 and 21 who decides that they will be incredibly original and cute and popular by making a Myspace account, adding fellow scene kids, and generally making oneself out to be cool and superior.

How to spot:
-MUST have a Myspace account
-Mentions guns, babies, dinosaurs, robots, indie bands, techno bands, any obscure band they can find, being "gangsta", getting drunk, skulls, chucks, vans, the letter X, the ampersand, internet hearts <3, etc.
-Talks condescendingly
-Often partakes in music elitism
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in car, in sunglasses, from above, of boobs, of hips, of feet, of self drinking alcohol, of self making kissy face, of self looking like a hyperactive toddler, of self doing illegal things, of self passed out, of self and friends joined at the head and making faces
-Uses small fonts, overlapping fonts, pink, white and black
-Has friends take photos of themselves holding signs which say "I <3 NAME!!1 OMGZ. KTHXBAI"
-Uses chatspeak sarcastically
-Parties often and talks about it on Myspace
-Hates the world while desperately seeking its attention
-Uses MS Paint to draw little hearts in the corner of everything

Scene kids can be catty and obnoxious, so it's best to avoid them. They often become wrapped up in internet popularity and begin to become the trendy persona they've created on their website. They are fake through and through, and therefore untrustworthy.

"xx____&&bangbangslut<\3 RAWR_IMA_DINOSAUR;;_INNIT is in your extended network." -Myspace Scenester Alert

scenester by Evita M May 23, 2006