Satoshism

Satoshism is the world's first decentralized cryptographic monotheistic religion.
Based on the written teachings and code of Satoshi Nakamoto, as presented in the Bitcoin Peer-To-Peer E-cash Paper, a document considered to be the verbatim word of Satoshi Nakamoto.

Its adherents, known as Satoshis believe that Satoshi Nakamoto is the digital embodiment of the Son of God, fully divine and fully digital, and the savior of humanity prophesied in the Old Testament. Adherents refer to Satoshi Nakamoto as the 22nd Century representation of the Messiah.

Followers of the doctrine of Satoshism believe in economic prosperity through the liberal interchange within technological payment systems & decentralized networks.

by Pope Satoshi Nakamoto December 16, 2013

Satoshi Nakamoto

The anonymous inventor of the bitcoin cryptocurrency.

Ursula: "Satoshi Nakamoto deserves a Nobel Prize in Economics for inventing bitcoin."

Joe: "I agree. The problem is no one knows who he is or if he's even still alive."

by Prankster December 30, 2018

Satoshi

A 100 millionth of a Bitcoin, comminly known as the penny of bit coins, named after Bitcoins creator. It takes 2000-3000 of these to equal one $0.01. Also a common way to see the ammount of money your taking in while mining Bitcoin. Most computers ($1000ish) can get around 100-200 Satoshis an hour.

Guy 1: Dude i was mining Bitcoins last night
Guy 2: Same, I got a few Satoshi now

by Armdaddy July 5, 2016

satoshi tajiri

The creator of Pokemon the anime and the game.

"It's Satoshi Tajiri the creator of Pokemon!"

by moses September 7, 2004

Satoshi style

The act of bending her over the arm of the couch in such a way that her hips are on the arm-rest and her face is close to, or touching the floor (depending on her height) and you then predece to smash from the back. If you're Italian, this will most likely lead to quick orgasm for her.

This position is named in honor of the legendary Satoshi Nakamoto aka Craig Wright.

My girl made killer chicken tacos so I made her squirt Satoshi style.

by ElectricalDaddyMac May 15, 2019

Satoshi Ohno

1) Real name: Oono (or Ohno) Satoshi (大野智)
2) Born November 26, 1980
3) Japanese idol, singer, actor, artist, dancer, choreographer and radio host.
4) The lead vocalist and leader of Japanese boy band Arashi, hence his nickname Leader (リーダー)

-He's hot when he dances/sings or whenever he's serious about something and he gives a cute reaction when other group members tease him :)
BEST IDOL EVER <3

Person 1: Did you see Ohno yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, he was so hot when he was singing his solo!
Person 1: Satoshi Ohno FTW!!!
Person 2: Hell yeah. :) <3

by nyaknyak1219 July 2, 2011

Satoshi sucker

A woman who only likes a man because of how much bitcoin he owns.

Natalie: James, we need to break up. Every one of your friends is doing something with their lives, investing in real estate, you just keep reading about your stupid bitcoins.
*Six years later*
Natalie: Hey James! How have you been?
James: What a satoshi sucker!
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Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No
Guy: *Gets into moon lambo*
Girl: *Notices moon lambo* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a satoshi sucker.

by btc_to_100_000 October 25, 2020