Sassake

Kind of like bukake but an explosion of sassiness. Like about a week's worth of holding in.

The supervisor told me I need to quit being so sassy on the radio, I replied, " sir I can only hold it for about a week, but you won't like the Sassake that come afterwards!"

by Justasoldier August 24, 2016

Sassketeer

A sassy person armed with a side order of (more) sass.

1 (Sassketeer) : "I'm so disgusting."

2 (Normalketeer) : "Shut up."

1 (Sassketeer) : "MAKE ME SHUT UP."

2 (Normalketeer) : "Someone's being a little sassketeer today."

_____

"Oh, look, the three sassketeers!"

by phoebewho August 20, 2011

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

Sascake

A cake that is emo.

A Delicious cake and is not meant for human consumption.

Sasuke + Emoness = Sascake

by Kougerai March 16, 2008

Sassketball

To be consistently handing out sides of sass to a group of people at a club/bar or event.

I was playing some serious Sassketball at da club last night when I let all these frat boys buy me drinks and then I peaced out immediately on all of them.

by Melawesome October 20, 2007

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008