Sanonajibae

SA-no-nay-ji-BAY The Japanese word that was used during the Tokyo Cat Genocide of 1983 (which is widely unrecognized by the international community as the worst ethnic cleansing of the quadrupedal feline race) its use was to describe cats that had no business in being cats... the word was used in congruence with many Asian restaurants that serve a delicious Garfield lasagna as a main course disguised as General Tso's Chicken. And in 1990 the NFAARP aka (National Feline Association Against Rape and Pillaging) filed a $30 trillion cease and desist lawsuit against the Govt of The Republic of Uganda for instigating the measures used to entrap and torture millions of innocent young cat burglars around the world. The charges were dropped in 2003 when a federal appointed judge was revealed that he was 6 calicoes in a poorly constructed man costume, and that the plaintiff and his associates were unable to build a case against the administration for they were cats as well. Since then no attempts by the NFAARP has been filed to overturn the use of Sanonajibae in a discriminatory manner yet many believe the NFAARP has infiltrated the US govt and other top political positions around the world in an attempt for a coup d'etat to take down international economy and send the world in to a spiraling depression. Where cats control every aspect of human life in a totalitarian fashion and build massive temples upon the sweat blood and tears of millions of slave laborers.

"You want Phirrie Brunt?"

"Hariacho! No you Sanonajibae!"

" Whats new pussy cat wooow wooow woow woow "

Sanonajibae by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012