Sandwich, Mass

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A fucked up town built for the rich but infested with poor druggies. Sandwich is located on cape cod between Bourne and Barnstable. The poliece force is a joke and gets paid to not solve any cases. There is always various types of crime going on but there is nothing the SPD can do because they lack the skills needed to do something about it. The local high school SHS is filled with drugs, pussies, and busted bitches. The only entertainment available in this town is a skate park located behind stop n' shop that is overrun wannabe bikers. Every sports team except hockey is a waste of time because they are horrible.

basically this town is just gayer than AIDS.

guy 1: "Hey have you ever heard of a town called Sandwich, Mass?"
guy 2: "No why?"
guy 1: "I just saw on the news it was nuked off the face of planet earth"

Sandwich, Mass by BIG BLACK101 February 5, 2009

sandwich massage

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

sandwich massage by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

massive nigga sandwich

a massive nigga sandwich is a sandwich an individual can buy for less than $10 that is literally the size of a human baby. (not to be confused with a big nigga sandwich though.)

Spencer: "damn bro that's a big nigga sandwich?"

Isaac: "nah bro this is a massive nigga sandwich."

massive nigga sandwich by RealDefinitonsFromTheBro November 27, 2018

Sandwich, Massachussetts

A town on Cape Cod thats named Sandwich for some reason

Massachussetts Man #1: Aye bro where do you reside

Massachussetts Man #2: Sandwich, Massachussetts

Massachussetts Man #1: huh

Massachussetts Man #2: SANDWICH, MASSACHUSSETTS

Sandwich, Massachussetts by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026