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sand panda 

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.
"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"
sand panda by bexta July 29, 2005

Spicy Sandanda 

The act of two flat arse people putting their arse up to one another during sexual intercourse and farting into each other's arse WHILST holding a lighter between both backsides and banging arses together.
*man walks into the bathroom while his roommate is showering*
"WTF man! What happened to your arse cheeks?!?!?"
"Oh, yeah, I was fucking that chick I've been going at it with last night and shit got kinky quick and we did the Spicy Sandanda and the lighter mixed with the farting burnt all my arse hairs off and I now have 2nd degree burns"
Spicy Sandanda by TruthGivinNibba September 22, 2019

Sadpanda 

A melancholy-centered bear who has extreme feelings for a bipolarbear.
The sadpanda drooled from excitement as the bipolarbear walked by.
Sadpanda by Miyuki Sayomi September 25, 2010

SadPanda 

Hey, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, I'm not gay. Stop dating douche-bags and jerks. Date me.
The SadPanda waited for his girl outside in the rain when she didn't have a place to go.
SadPanda by Tsukihana April 15, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026