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San Diego Sunrise 

The San Diego Sunrise is a sexual act involving a male and a female. The male (naked) stands proud atop an elevated piece of land, hand at his hip his long erect shaft sways elegantly in the wind. Hair blowing, the male reaches down and places (with authority), his penis into the mouth of the female (see knob-schlob). Being the man he is, the male lights a joint, inhaling the smoke and blowing it frequently onto the female. As the sun begins to rise casting a silhouette of the two, the male takes one final hit. After he has finished, the male exhales an extremely large cloud of smoke which surrounds both himself and the female. The female coughs than hears a few faint words muttered in her ear: "When there's magic in the air, someone always has to disappear". When the smoke finally clears the male is gone, leaving nothing but the remains of a charred filter left glowing in the sunlight.
A:
Dave gave Claire the San Diego Sunrise and she hasn't been the same since.

B:
Guy A: Man, you know that Amanda chick with the massive fuckin' tits?
Guy B: Oh yeah man, that shit is tasty.
Guy A: I gave her a San Diego Sunrise yesterday.
Guy B: Man no way, she must've been pissed.
Guy A: Yeah the look on her face was fuckin' priceless when she realized I had her clothes and car.
Guy B: You're too cool for school Guy A!
San Diego Sunrise by ruKus0100 January 1, 2009
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San Diego Champagne Suprise 

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026