The hottest man alive who can only be compared to the sun, he has many wives (over 52 currently) and has an army of children who he will train to fight in the case of a zombie apocalypse where he will use them as cannon fodder, and, should they survive, guerilla troops. If you see him out and about be sure to compliment him, or he will chain you up as a slave in his dungeon.
by Yeueueu May 28, 2021