He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
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