Salem Indiana

The shittiest town on the face of Mother Earth. Filled to the top with over-prejudiced conservatives and naked babies, along with numerous marijuana farms and absolutely no black people. Thought of by citizens to be the greatest town north of Taladega, when really it just smells like kangaroos having sex and week-old bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If roadtripping, one should do their best to avoid it and all of its citizens, for they are known to prey on not only babies, but dingos too. Can be a duragatory term towards automobiles.

Kris: Dude! I'll bet that car was shitastic in it's prime!

Ian: Not now though man, now it's just a Salem Indiana.

Salem Indiana by Raza_Blade May 22, 2011

Indiana bake sale

When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.

I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.

Indiana bake sale by Bradishx August 30, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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