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He could shit all over himself and he would blend right in. his penis is the size of his finely chopped potatoes from his leftover curry. you let a bomb off when a osama pushed that red-button on your forehead. your gods are like pokemon, you got over 150 of them! if you were compared to an ass, peoples choice would be ass cuz it smells better. Theres one way to end a war, you clik the BIG red self distruct button, your the key to world war three!
eat you curry sajean, its gonna be finely Chooped
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A nice, funny girl who loves to make people laugh. She is a very nice friend to have and she loves everyone she meets.
Omg,That sajani is so weird and funny.
Sajani by ASNIA April 8, 2018
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Is a Sanskriti name meaning 'loved one'. An incredibly stunning knight who once walks into your life, changes everything known to you. His loving nature will reach out to your heart and shake your being. Looking into his expressive brown eyes, you will see a beauty so rarely found in people today. He 's unaware of being cherished but he's so adored. He brings along an innocent glow which colors your days with brightness. A focused person who dreams big, is highly intelligent, charismatic, romantic, a healer, intuitive, sensitive, humorous and will melt you. His compassionate nature gives you a sense of serenity, a knowingness that everything is going to be fine. He'd never do anything to upset others, but will always protect the people he feels passionately towards. His charming looks are beyond description. It's like an earth angel has fallen from the heavens above. He was created special, a gift to the world and precious treasure to the lucky woman with him. Sajan is the type of person who you don't have to speak a word to and yet a beautiful conversation will be communicated through your shared silences. He is a true soulmate, the best companion, the perfect love, a matchless inspiration and the only man you will desire to share every moment of each day with. He will gently destroy the iron barriers you have for so long put up to protect your sensitive heart from feeling the pain of love. He will inspire you to love and give you the courage to be loved.
Wow, who was that man you just spoke to? He's exceedingly charming and seems like a real sweetheart.

Oh yes, his name is Sajan. He's simply heavenly. I love him. He's my loved one.
Sajan by rainbowheart356 May 20, 2010
A person that thinks they are good at Jenga and boasts about it, but when somebody asks to play, they say they need to use the bathroom.
Watch out, the person right next to you could be a sajenga.

sarjeantology 

a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function
In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.
sarjeantology by Koffee June 23, 2006
the most empathetic person you’ll meet. she has a big heart and is loyal and beautiful. she might be cute, but she will fight
person: dang have you seen her?

bestie: yes that’s my bitch sajani
Sajani by bitchimfabulous April 27, 2019
Name of a beautiful highly intelligent empathetic woman.
Saleana always knows
Saleana by Lynnshaw July 21, 2018
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