Sairet 

Sairet, is a beautiful girl who is Hispanic. She has big brown eye's, big lip's, and long brown hair. She has no booty or no boobies. But that doesn't matter to any guy, they just want her for her personality...sometimes even just her tongue. She is quiet and shy but once you get to open her up she can be a ball of fun. Sometimes a "Wanna be" around others but still makes the effort to be herself somewhat. She wants to be loved but can't, maybe as an adult but not now. One day she will find love and get married and have 12 kids. But as of now she is a young girl with a bright future ahead of her working at taco bell and having her GED.

Jonathan: "Damn, I wish had a sairet.."
Sam: "My girlfriend's name is sairet."
Jonathan: "Oop's! Sorry bro, how is she?"
Sam: "I don't know, ask her tongue cause that sairet is ufff'."

Sairet by Angie_Belkin November 18, 2013

Sirettes 

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.

Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.

Sirettes by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

Sabretooth Crotch Crickets 

(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice. However, Sabretooth Crotch Crickets (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.

SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.

SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.

When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.

Dude #1: "Yeah, I'm going over by *girl's name*'s apartment tonight...I think it's gonna be a wild time..."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."

Sabretooth Crotch Crickets by O May 3, 2004

Sabretooth 

A woman too old or too ugly to be a cougar but tries anyway.

I went to Target and had a flip flop wearing Sabretooth tracking me through the paper goods.

Sabretooth by preyedupon October 9, 2008

Diego the Sabretooth 

The lord and savior of all people in the world. He tried to kill ice age baby but fatass manny wouldn’t let him

We should be like diego the Sabretooth and kill ice age baby

Diego the Sabretooth by Fuckiceagebaby February 20, 2020

saret 

a hot gurl
a fine gurl

i saw a saret today she wuz wearing some nice things.

saret by imslaker April 25, 2006

Sabretooth 

A woman of elderly age, possibly a grandma who is too old to be a cougar but still on the hunt and able to take down younger unsuspecting male prey.

Dude, since your grandpa died last year, your grandma has become quite the sabretooth....do you think I'd have a chance?

Sabretooth by Wolfeman 160 December 4, 2009