Saber Day 

Inspire by a lazy coworker, it means to come into work late, and leave early. For example, if the job you work at normally operates from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., someone takes a Saber Day would come in at 10 a.m. and leave at 4.

"Dude, I think Jenny is leaving early today."
"Really? Didn't she come in late this morning?"
"Yeah, dude, she loves her Saber Days."

Saber Day by Keppykepkep September 13, 2011

Goodbye Sober Day 

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes

Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day

Goodbye Sober Day by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

day saver 

an all day bus ticket

Got on tha bus with me day saver
Smoked a reefer in da corner
Laid low
Did a Grand Theft Auto

day saver by santaroberto June 17, 2007

Day light saver

A woman who only likes white men

Don't bother with the day light savers over there they only luv them some white man

Day light saver by xtreme81 March 6, 2010