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'Stocazzo 

'Stocazzo 'stokattso is a common word in Italian language and is widely use all over the peninsula.
It literally means "this/my dick" and its most histrionic use requires both hands of the speaker to go around the genitalia, modeling a round shape while whistling (discretionary), reaching his peak of rudeness.

Mostly considered as swearing, it is suggested to be used solely in a friendly or informal dialogue.
Its use may vary depending on the context, but you will generally hear it as an exclamation or a general answer for quite every (dumb) question and specially for any WH questions.
As for the exclamation use, it may work both for reaction of joy or concern, conveying a great sympathetic participation from the listener toward the speaker. However, as for the general answer, the use of 'stocazzo may not be well tolerated since emphasize a great use of sarcasm.
1. exlamation of joy:

- "Ehi, guarda cosa ho comprato!" / "Hey, look what I bought!"

- "'Stocazzo, bellisimo!" / "'Stocazzo, it's wonderful!"

2. exclamation of concern:

- "Sono caduto nella vasca ieri." / "I fell in the tub yesterday."

- "'Stocazzo, tutto bene?" / "'Stocazzo, are you ok?"

3. general answer:

- "Ho dimenticato il caricabatterie, chi me lo presta?" / "I forgot my charger, who can lend it to me?"

- "'Stocazzo!" / "'Stocazzo!"
Related Words

Sto cazzo 

Sto cazzo can also mean Deez Nuts as in the famous joke
chi è?
sto cazzo!
who's there?
[deez nuts}
Sto cazzo by ilpeish February 29, 2016

Sto cazzo 

Literally "this dick", Italian for "my ass", expression used when someone's talking shit
"Sono più furbo di te"
"Ma sto cazzo"

"I'm smarter than you"
"My ass"
Sto cazzo by BrianJerome March 2, 2009

Sto Cazzo 

Italian slang phrase used while grabbing ones crotch.

Literal traslation means "This Dick" or "My Cock".
Sto Cazzo by Stallion April 18, 2004
cocksucker

Italian. Man who performs fellatio on other men. Short form Stu.
Hey Stucazzo! Getta you fucking Skoda offa my lawn. You fucking mangia cake!
Stucazzo by Rocco Spaccamurro August 16, 2006
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