STD Vending Machine
A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
STD Vending Machine by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004
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std vending machine
someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks
diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick
std vending machine by b pham September 16, 2008
Related Words
STD Vending Machine • STD • STD Grab Bag • STD queen • STD Slut • std: sig • STD-bag • STD Bingo • STD Boy • STD Buffet
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