SBIF

adj. (The acronym for So Broke It's Funny.)

1. Being able to laugh at the circumstances our own financial misfortune put us in.

2. The ability to embrace one's inner low roller.

3. A user-driven website celebrating the best stories from low rollers worldwide.

Today, my credit card was declined for a five-dollar footlong but I still needed to snag a stack of napkins to use as toilet paper. Only later, as I was wiping my butt with nutrition facts for a sandwich I couldn't afford, did I realize that I am so broke it's funny -- SBIF.

SBIF by SBIF December 9, 2010

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sbiffy

adj. (Derived from the root acronym SBIF for So Broke It's Funny)

1. Looking unusually sharp in inexpensive clothing.

2. Noteworthy style which transcends one's financial standing.

Girl: Wow, what a great shirt!

Guy: Thanks, I think it was like three bucks at Goodwill.

Girl: Even better. I dig sbiffy guys.

Guy: Perfect. I'd give you my number but my cell phone was just shut off for non-payment.

Girl: I don't even care because you look so good.

sbiffy by sdb1979 December 7, 2010

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Sbifamilyau

The king of all kings.

Do you follow sbifamilyau?

Yes: you are amazing

No: FUCK OFF AND DIE

Sbifamilyau by Wilburssand March 28, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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