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S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.
Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."

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by penn and teller November 02, 2013
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