Rusty Tool

A rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. This is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of faggotry. A rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. Well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. They don't age gracefully, kids. Don't try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.

Guy #1: Dude that guy is such a faggotron.
Guy#2: Nah, dude, he's a tool, he's wearing Ed Hardy.
Guy #1: Psh, dude, he's a fucking rusty tool. Look how much hair gel build-up he's got going on. Only a tool of great age could have that much funk.

Also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore.

Rusty Tool by I_Hate_Tools September 26, 2010

rusty toolbox 

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

rusty toolbox by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017

Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.

I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.

Rusty Toolshed by Ojizzum March 1, 2008